The ladies from admin been sweet as my Ma

This sarge from the mess, well he talks just like Pa.

Man I'd give my life for these crackerjack friends

fighting the evil, that just never ends

In the land of the saved

where we watch the depraved

and fight so our TV stays free.

We got a restaurant owned by the arabs

Ya know I don't care if they worship those scarabs

Their food's kinda smelly but I'll pay a fair price

If they bring me my coke and don't jew me with ice

In the land of the saved

We intern the depraved

and fight so that Chaney stays free.

Hey Sis--I won't let 'em hurt ya.

Dunno what makes 'em so mean.

I guess when your vote is captured en passant

When the guy at the top is Supreme Commandant

And people below are too scared to think for themselves...

Well the Sarge sez this is the time for all holy hell...